– Dave Meltzer states that Gunther is planned to be John Cena’s final opponent:
“Two sources have confirmed that the latest plan is for a tournament to be announced, possibly on the air by Paul Levesque, with top wrestlers vying to be Cena’s last opponent.
But multiple have confirmed however it reaches the conclusion, that Gunther was the person chosen for the match.”
– Donald Trump has officially announced that next year’s UFC White House event will be held on his 80th birthday, June 14th.
– Ronda Rousey emphasized that her experience in WWE shaped her understanding of fight choreography, highlighting its versatility. She noted, “there isn’t always one tone to the fights. Sometimes there is comic relief and other things going on.” Rousey appreciates combining the “extreme realism of MMA” with “the huge set pieces of movies” while maintaining the storytelling that is unique to professional wrestling. She contrasted wrestling with film, explaining, “In pro wrestling, I feel it’s the purest form of fight choreography in that you have to tell the story in the fight itself,” using each fight as a vehicle to “reveal character” while keeping the action realistic—something she feels is often missing in both movies and pro wrestling.
Source: AIPT Comics
UFC at the White House on Trump’s 80th birthday is a good move. It would be nice to get another event there afterwards on February 12th, in honor of Abraham Lincoln’s birthday.
79th birthday–Military Parade
80th birthday–UFC White House event
81st birthday–Armageddon
But seriously, what a sad, pathetic man he is that he has to throw himself a birthday party.
@art123guy
Hey, bread, games, and someone to worship. Give the people what they want.
You mean like Obama and Biden organizing their own birthday parties? Nope. I’m sure it was one of the alphabet influencers that made it all happen.
Just kidding. Biden was so far out of it, he needed the autopen crew to do plan it all.
@DB
Just for you:
2028 Olympic Games. Moved from Los Angeles to the White House lawn. Golf, cage fighting, and power slap are now Olympic sports. Opening ceremony. Trump takes the podium to deliver the opening speech. Toadie Vance is snoozing in the first row with his head on the shoulder of Minister of Sports Dana White, who in turn is snoozing and drooling on the shoulder of Minister of Education and A1 Linda McMahon. The teleprompter is broken again. Trump takes out the speech prepared for him and slams it on the podium. He smiles, raises his fist in the air in triumph, and starts to speak.
“Oh.”
Vance immediately opens his eyes wide in disbelief and tilts his head.
“Oh,” says Trump again.
Vance realizes what’s happening, jumps to his feet, and darts for the podium.
“Oh,” Trump remarks.
“Mister President!” Vance yells as he reaches the podium.
“Oh,” Trump stubbornly continues.
“Mister President!” Vance hisses in his ear. “The speech starts below. You’re reading the Olympic rings.”
@Luke.
I’m “creatively acquiring” that joke.
@Disgruntled Jobber
By all means. Spread the joy!
TDS fan fiction is so cringe. There are still people that haven’t changed their party affiliation from democrat to republican, so more of this, please.
@DB
You wanna know what’s cringe?
Attacking Biden for cognitive decline, yet ignoring that Trump states windmills cause cancer & airports existed during the American Revolution, or that Trump doesn’t know what his own team is doing, or even that he had EOs read out loud to him *while he was signing them”.
And, judging from Dem. Rep. Eric Swalwell’s latest X post, Trump may end up costing the GOP next year’s midterms.
So stupid people don’t have a sense of humor? Who woulda thunk it?
But then again, why am I certain he’d be calling it the funniest thing ever if it was about Biden?
For those of you that do have a sense of humor, more to come.
Eric Swalwell is the democrat who was sleeping with Fang Fang, the Chinese spy. Anything he says is mocked by non-democrats. Now that’s where you get real comedy, the X replies to him. Please more of these comments from traitors like Eric. There are still some sane democrats that haven’t left the party yet.