JBL makes a presidental endorsement
It may be controversial, it may make people mad-but I know who is best to lead our country. Here is who we should vote for to be our next president. Now go vote. pic.twitter.com/o9RwIPEG2U
— John Layfield (@JCLayfield) November 2, 2024
JBL has announced whom he is endorsing for President of the United States.
“My fellow Americans, this is John Layfield, better known as JBL from the WWE. But right now, I’d like to talk to you just as a private American citizen because I believe this next election is the most important in our lifetime. I believe democracy itself is at stake. That is why incredible legends like The Undertaker, Kane, Batista, and Mick Foley have all lent their voices to the democratic process, and I applaud them for doing so. There’s a wonderful history in this country between wrestling and politics. Abe Lincoln—great wrestler, great president. JFK—not a wrestler, but loved the gimmicks and the resets; obviously one of the boys.
This election, to me, is very clear-cut. I cannot simply vote for the word salad that comes out of Kamala. But after all, what do you expect? He’s from Uganda, he’s a giant, he has a quarter moon painted on his belly, and I don’t think he’s even eligible to be president. So, I’m going with the WWE Hall of Famer—albeit controversial. Do we really need another old white guy in the office? No, we need an old Native American in the office. That’s why I’m endorsing and proud to support Gerald Briscoe for President of the United States of America. God bless America.”
JBL trolling the American populace.
The non-endorsement that’s an endorsement without being a serious endorsement.
This has been a wild election year for the world. No one can possibly say it hasn’t been entertaining.
Funny that JBL mentions an ancestor of mine by the name of Abe Lincoln.
@Nightmare *In my best Columbo impression* Just one thing I want to ask you about, how is that possible when Abe Lincoln’s bloodline ended in the 1980s?
@DB
Robert Todd Lincoln Beckwith was the last known descendant of Abraham Lincoln who passed in 1985. He was the great grandson of Abraham Lincoln. So that means that Abraham Lincoln’s direct line ended in 1985. But that doesn’t mean people today don’t have Abraham Lincoln as an ancestor. George Clooney and Tom Hanks are said to have Lincoln as an ancestor.
@Joseph I believe the term is distant relative. An ancestor from a direct linage. If @Nightmare meant distant relative, it would be nice if he or she could possible give us a bit of a story of how Abe is related. It’s always nice to hear some history from an unexpected source.
@DB
You’re right but I don’t think it would be a distant relative. I believe distant relatives are something like a great aunt or people along those lines. I was thinking of common ancestor which both Abraham Lincoln and Tom Hanks share. I think Abraham Lincoln’s 2nd great grandmother is supposed to be Tom Hanks 6th great grandmother or something like that, so they have her as a common ancestor.
By the way. 277 to 224 electoral votes and 71,725,928 votes to 66,880,394 votes. I’m glad he won. I was never MAGA but always supported him.