Tony Khan: “I book wrestling for the sickos”
It looks like Tony Khan could not sleep and went on another mini X tirade, firing weird posts out of the blue.
After Midnight, Khan posted his first message which read, “I book wrestling for the sickos because that’s what I am and that’s who I care about. The post had some hilarious response, including one suggesting that it’s probably why he can’t get over 800,000 viewers on his flagship show every week.
“Could you do a better job of it?” asked another, while a different user dared him to prove his sicko status by booking Mercedes Mone vs Bryan Danielson.
An hour later, Khan fired off his second post writing, “Wake up the bots and tell them that we’re having fun over here in @AEW.” Khan often said that WWE has bots targeting them online, never mind his own bots posting the same messages every week from different accounts.
“Love myself some late night TK tweets,” replied one user, obviously enjoying the meltdown. “Bro you’re 41 years old,” wrote another, not impressed with the post.
Just four minutes after sending his second message, Khan finished off with, “Wrestling is a high stakes cutthroat business.” Users also had some fun with his latest message. “Hello Anthony, ho’s your day going?” someone asked. “Can u post something again, I need something to laugh at,” wrote another.
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This is… true. But the problem is that while there are plenty of sickos out there, there are very few “sickos like Tony Khan”. Most sickos usually do much sicker things, but on a much smaller scale.
Since it’s painfully obvious right now that Tony’s never getting laid, perhaps someone could introduce him to the wild and wacky world of whacking off?
@ Luke Oh I think it’s a pretty safe bet he’d fail at that too.
@Pisto75666
Yeah, probably, but at least he’d be making an idiot of himself in private…
@Luke
Until he got on X and told everyone.
@art123guy
If he got on the real X, he’d have a better chance of succeeding at one or the other. Perhaps at both.
Hey, maybe that’s it. Maybe Tony’s just taking the wrong drugs?
@Luke (for the third time, comment keeps disappearing):
TK has money. TK is definitely getting some lol.
He books wrestling for no one since no one goes to watch it
@Stonz
No. In all seriousness, Tony Khan seems to have no clue sex even exists. Money means he could be getting some whenever he wants, not that he definitely is. I wouldn’t be surprised if the guy’s a virgin.
Besides, he’s a sicko. What’s more sick than having no sex at all?