Jim Cornette says Darby Allin is a moron

Mar 7, 2024 - by James Walsh

As seen during the 2024 AEW Revolution PPV event, Sting and Darby Allin defeated The Young Bucks in Sting’s retirement match. While reviewing Revolution, veteran wrestling personality Jim Cornette said the following about Darby…

“Here’s why I am finished with Darby Allin. Unlike most of these guys that AEW has jerked off the indies, he’s got some talent and some charisma. He has an appeal. As we have mentioned before years ago before we found out that it wasn’t gonna take place, if you produced him and you brought him along he could be a dynamic underdog babyface that sells and blah, blah, blah. But they have made it so preposterous that nothing can stop him and the littlest guy can just come back from everything.

Then, we have gotten to know that as a person, as a human being, Darby Allin is the biggest f*cking moron that has ever stepped foot on this earth and drawn a breath. He’s a goddamn mental case and he ought to be put away somewhere for his own safety and those of others. He is not producable because he is a complete idiot. Even if you tell him don’t do this sh*t, you make the business look like sh*t, you make it phoney as f*ck and you’re gonna kill yourself and we are gonna lose our investment in you because you ain’t gonna be worth a sh*t, all those many reasons.

He just wants to do this sh*t because he doesn’t care whether he hurts himself or not, which is the classic textbook definition of a f*cking moron! So I cannot continue to support a guy that has some talent and some charisma that refuses to use it and refuses to set any example and refuses to do this the right way. Now, after he has done this, he’s gonna come back and finish the match by the way. Then he got sewed up and he’s put out on the internet that this shouldn’t interfere with him leaving next month, he’s going to go climb Mount Everest. I hope you do climb Mount Everest you brainless tw*t.

Stay as far away from me as possible so I don’t have to keep telling you what a f*cking idiot you are and what a golden opportunity that you are wasting because some f*cking mark billionaire will pay you guaranteed money to go out there and jack off like a f*cking moron, like you’re goddamn Danny Knoxville or whatever the Jackass guy’s name is. He just wants to get hit in the nuts over and over. F*ck you and your f*cking nuts Darby. It’s worse to waste talent and opportunity when you have it than not to ever have it to begin with.”

(quote: ITRWrestling.com)

6 Responses

  1. Disgruntled Jobber says:

    Does anyone needs to remind Cornette that he blew out his F’N knees because he took a giant bump when even according to Cornette himself, he didn’t know how to take the bump?

  2. Luke says:

    @Disgruntled Jobber
    Cornette’s was a “gone wrong” and he never attempted anything even remotely as stupid again. Darby’s was a “gone right”. Imagine what would have happened had it gone wrong. I think you missed the point entirely.

  3. art123guy says:

    @Luke–Correct. Bib Bubba was supposed to catch Cornette. That didn’t happen. I think partly because Cornette was inadvertently swinging and because Bubba was in the wrong spot. Darby keeps doing these insane spots not realizing he’s gonna end up in worse shape than Mick Foley. That is if, he lives that long.

  4. Luke says:

    @art123guy
    And because “Jimmy, you fell so fast!”
    I don’t think Darby’s coming back. Even if he reaches the top, you just know he’s gonna try to dive off…
    The sad part is that I’m only half joking. It’s possible that that’s exactly why he’s climbing it.

  5. art123guy says:

    @Luke–I read that and in my head, heard it in Cornette’s voice.

  6. CM Chippunk says:

    If Darby were in WWE, he’d be as popular as Jeff Hardy was at his peak and would probably do the merch numbers Mysterio did. It’s a shame that Khan is mostly just an enabler as a booker and allows “the moves” to take precedence over the characters. Fans are paying out the wazoo to come see RAW/SD where guys mostly just cut promos, especially the top stars. There’s no need to waste the wrestlers’ bodies like this week in and week out.

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