Kane, Bubba Ray, Goldust, Booker T vs The Un-Americans
After a flurry of action that featured all eight men brawling with
each other, Kane demolished Lance Storm with a chokeslam and got the
pinfall!
Winners: Kane, Bubba Ray, Goldust, Booker T
After the match, Stephanie McMahon told Billy and Chuck backstage
that they were going to beat Rosey & Jamal that night for the pride
of SmackDown!, and not so Stephanie would avoid kissing another chick!
Intercontinental Championship
Chris Jericho vs Ric Flair
Chris Jericho defended his newly-won Intercontinental Championship
for the first time, taking on 16-time World Champion and legend Ric
Flair. Although the Nature Boy claims to be the dirtiest player in
the game, it was Y2J pulling out the win after making use of an
underhanded ploy. Jericho faked a knee injury, then popped to his
feet and slipped Flair into the Walls of Jericho! The surprised
referee called for the bell as Flair tapped out!
Winner: Chris Jericho
Backstage, Eric Bischoff told Rosey and Jamal that they are not just
representing RAW, they're representing their RAW general manager as
well. Rico came in and said that Rosey and Jamal are more than ready
to take down Billy and Chuck.
Eddie Guerrero vs Edge
In a rematch of their outing at SummerSlam, Eddie Guerrero pinned
Edge after crashing him to the mat with a powerbomb delivered from
the second rope. Eddie helped his cause by grabbing onto Edge's
tights to make sure that he wouldn't kick out.
Winner: Eddie Guerrero
Rosey & Jamal vs Billy & Chuck
After an impressive, albeit hard fought, match, Rosey dropped Billy
with a flying Samoan Drop and got the three count before Chuck could
rush in for the save! Back in his office, Eric Bischoff gloated over
the win by starting up the HLA chant with three lesbians standing
nearby!
Winners: Rosey & Jamal
World Heavyweight Championship
Triple H vs Rob Van Dam
RVD seemed to have the match wrapped up. Even though the referee
was out of commission, Mr. Pay-Per-View had momentum on his side.
Things looked even brighter when Ric Flair raced into the ring and
picked up a sledgehammer that The Game had dropped. Flair sneered and
turned to Triple H, but suddenly whirled around and nailed RVD in the
chest! Triple H gawked at Flair then cautiously set up Van Dam for
the Pedigree! Flair helped the ref to his feet to count the 1-2-3!
Flair and Triple H celebrated and left together with the World
Heavyweight Championship in tow!
Winner: Triple H
WWE Women's Championship
Trish Stratus vs Molly Holly
Trish countered some of Molly Holly's offense to hit the
Stratusfaction,
giving her a third reign with the WWE Women's Championship!
Afterwards, Trish could barely express how much winning her third
title meant to her.
Winner and New WWE Women's Champion: Trish Stratus
Backstage, Rosey, Jamal, Rico and Eric Bischoff celebrated with
several hot girls. Rico asked permission to go out and celebrated,
and Bischoff told them all to go out on the town. However, The Bisch
pulled two girls aside and told them they could help him out with
some HLA later on!
Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle
In perhaps the most unpredictable match of the evening to that
point, Chris Benoit rolled up Kurt Angle and propped his feet up on
the ropes for leverage to get the pinfall! Angle couldn't believe it,
seeing as how he had Benoit wrapped up in the ankle lock just seconds
before!
Winner: Chris Benoit
Brock Lesnar told Marc Loyd backstage that he's not sorry for
intimidating the Undertaker's wife, and he had no problem with what
he was going to do to the Undertaker that night!
RAW General Manager Eric Bischoff strolled down to the ring with a
lesbian on each arm. Stephanie McMahon soon joined them in the ring
and Bischoff began by telling the lesbians to lose some of their
restrictive clothing. Stephanie looked less than excited when the
girls removed her jacket and gave her a full body massage. Just as
the girls were about to get their HLA on, Bischoff stopped and sent
the two lesbians backstage. Bischoff explained that he wanted this to
be the most humiliating experience of her life. Bischoff brought out
one ugly-looking, fat lady, who Stephanie immediately grabbed and
began kissing! Without warning, the lesbian dropped Bischoff with a
kick and tugged at her face! A plastic mask gave way to Rikishi's
face! Seconds later, Bischoff found himself getting the longest Stink
Face ever seen!
The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar
The match between the Undertaker and Brock Lesnar was heated
throughout. Both Superstars beat each other bloody and the match
turned into an all-out brawl. When the referee tried to separate the
two in the corner, Brock's anger took over as he pushed Taker away
and pushed the ref into the corner to intimidate him. Unable to
control the match, the ref had no choice but to call for the bell and
rule the match a draw!
DRAW
But that didn't stop Brock and Taker from finishing what they started
earlier in the night. The Superstars traded more shots with each
other and didn't finish until Dead Man Inc. tossed the Champion
through the Unforgiven sign up on the stage!
